Posted by: Fortress Boy | July 13, 2007

We Come For Your Cake

Avengers 3

This comic is really cool because it involves monsters and superheroes – and when is that not cool?!?

Anyway this village is getting attacked by some guy named Gorg. So a girl uses a Hawkstone and tries to get The Avengers to help.

The villagers think The Avengers are gods, so they ask Spider-Man if he wants to be worshiped. His answer?

Avengers 1

Funny, huh?

The Avengers teach the villagers fighting tactics (with Spider-Man pretending to be a punching bag). And then, one of my favorite parts: Cap said Wolverine could be the leader.

Avengers 2

Now Wolverine, why would that not be a beautiful dream?

When Gorg finds out the Avengers are around, he swears the team will be crushed. Instead, he gets a ton of fertilizer dumped on him.

fertilizer

That’s gross.

And Gorg? Wolverine takes him out with a punch and a head-butt.
Gorg is a wimp.

In the end, everyone lives happily ever after and the Avengers get more rice than they can possibly eat for the rest of their lives.

Rice? Sure, why not?!?

avengersrice

All super-hero comics should end this way!

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Responses

  1. This is *so* the way Avengers comics should always be. Spider-Man being funny, Storm being wisely gorgeous (or gorgeously wise) and Wolverine punching people.

    Great blog, guys. Keep going, and I’ll keep reading.

  2. Good seeing Wolverine and Spider-man together. Funny too.


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